The Republic of Lick Your Way to Freedom is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning taco population. The hard-working population of 778 million Lick Your Way to Freedomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The Lick Your Way to Freedomian economy, worth 35.6 trillion jawbreakers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,700 jawbreakers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lick Your Way to Freedom's national animal is the taco.

Lick Your Way to Freedom is ranked 204,683^rd in the world and 8,605^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 295 on the Gilded Widget Scale.